The F-16 pilot

I am a F-16 pilot. Today I flew a mission where I should destroy two missile cruisers and escorts. «Cleared for take off», said the man man in the control tower. I gave full throttle and pulled the stick back and took off.
After I had flown for two hours I could see the escorts. My Harpoon missiles were ready for action. I targeted a missile cruiser and fired a Harpoon. The cruiser was blown in the air!
I selected a Penguin missile and sank a frigate. The second cruiser got me in sight and fired a Sea Wolf missile. I ejected my seat and heard «Better luck next time!» on the radio.